Naughty Fruit (a parody)

Naughty Fruit (a parody)


Shes a very kinky girl

The kind you don’t trust your fruit around

She’ll never let your fruit go bad

Once she gets her hands on it, chow girl

She likes the fruit in the bowl

Banana’s her all time favorite

When she takes it to her eye, look out

It’s ripened

She’s never hard to please

Oh, no

That girl is pretty wild now

(Some naughty fruits she eats)

The kind of girl you read about

(in produce magazines)

The girl is pretty kinky

(Some naughty fruits she eats)

She never likes to waste it

(‘Specially when it’s sweet)

She’s all right, she’s all right

That girl’s all right

With me, yeah

Hey, hey, hey–heeeeey

(For Anna Banana)

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